tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post6049419287051927332..comments2024-02-17T01:47:17.207-08:00Comments on Emperor of Ice-Cream Cakes: Poems Are Jokes: I Wanted to Call Jesus The Glowing Smooth-Sexed Santa Lap of Knowingness Instead, to Ripen the Concept with Some Fanciness, but It Didn't FitPatricia Lockwoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-51583967201032067512007-01-24T13:33:00.000-08:002007-01-24T13:33:00.000-08:00He earns it, all right. He earns it in ass-money!*...He earns it, all right. He earns it in <i>ass</i>-money!*<br /><br />*kind of like Monopoly money, except assyPatricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-32459899529444779922007-01-19T22:31:00.000-08:002007-01-19T22:31:00.000-08:00If he receives funding for such activity, you have...If he receives funding for such activity, you have to admit that he earns it. For THAT would indeed be hard f'in' work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-22733675331754535392007-01-19T10:06:00.000-08:002007-01-19T10:06:00.000-08:00My father is one of those as well, though he would...My father is one of those as well, though he would be more accurately described as a Gentleman Sit on the Sofa in his Underwear Eating Homemade Pickled Cabbage, Farting, and Listening to Rush Limbaugh on the Radio While He Watches Bill O'Reilly on the Television, <i>AT THE SAME TIME</i>. And he receives tons of funding for those activities, by the way.Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-37665163705155852522007-01-16T06:13:00.000-08:002007-01-16T06:13:00.000-08:00According to Wikipedia, then, my friend is a Gentl...According to Wikipedia, then, my friend is a Gentleman Sit on the Sofa in his Underwear Drinking Beer, Farting, and Watching Football Playoffs-er as he receives no outside funding for this activity. And heretofore I thought him simply an uncouth lout. Thank Wikipedia! My eyes have been opened!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-61791764609942797602007-01-15T17:39:00.000-08:002007-01-15T17:39:00.000-08:00My lips are sealed, as are the lips of my dino's h...My lips are sealed, as are the lips of my dino's head.Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-63438611023763239772007-01-15T14:06:00.000-08:002007-01-15T14:06:00.000-08:00will the dinosaur be baby-headed? i pray that it w...will the dinosaur be baby-headed? i pray that it will.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17920850424123679006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-52445032393518435362007-01-15T11:12:00.000-08:002007-01-15T11:12:00.000-08:00I'd like to receive a capsicum fetus in my portion...I'd like to receive a capsicum fetus in <i>my</i> portion.<br /><br />As for my monkeypunch, it will be many-splendored in both its monkey and dinosaur facets, that I can promise you. Expect it sometime next week!Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-49318283043337450912007-01-15T02:50:00.000-08:002007-01-15T02:50:00.000-08:00we have this tradition that states whenever a caps...we have this tradition that states whenever a capsicum has a fetus, it is thrown in in its entirety and they who are lucky enough to receive it in their portion are the luckiest ones.<br /><br />that's it. <br /><br />i tremble as i await your monkeypunch.Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17920850424123679006noreply@blogger.com