tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post5980344474141087094..comments2024-02-17T01:47:17.207-08:00Comments on Emperor of Ice-Cream Cakes: Poems Are Jokes: Brace YourselvesPatricia Lockwoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-89815205645605938392008-07-24T21:25:00.000-07:002008-07-24T21:25:00.000-07:00It needed to be said! By someone who cared.It needed to be said! By someone who cared.Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-45233702446998960082008-07-24T12:37:00.000-07:002008-07-24T12:37:00.000-07:00That was awesome.That was awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-50581355186240912502008-07-22T12:00:00.000-07:002008-07-22T12:00:00.000-07:00i never even read this.but now i did.i never even read this.<BR/>but now i did.SarahJanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02497062670296130228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-72019467804550304552008-07-20T06:32:00.000-07:002008-07-20T06:32:00.000-07:00I SAW THAT DELETED COMMENT! You totally thought I ...I SAW THAT DELETED COMMENT! You totally thought I drew these, didn't you?Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-50141147681343015062008-07-19T09:21:00.000-07:002008-07-19T09:21:00.000-07:00You need to open some kind of freak-show children'...You need to open some kind of freak-show children's library.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11667916082395516509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-28867273150655327002008-07-19T09:19:00.000-07:002008-07-19T09:19:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11667916082395516509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-51098058678508047442008-07-16T12:42:00.000-07:002008-07-16T12:42:00.000-07:00I...don't even believe you, Julie. And even if tha...I...don't even believe you, Julie. And even if that's true, you're probably not getting paid to illustrate anything. In fact, people might be paying you to <I>not</I> illustrate anything, as they pay me. <BR/><BR/>Also, Richard speaks the truth. I picked up a couple other Illustrated Classics at the same time, and they're all terrible, even though they're illustrated by different people. Something is afoot.Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-76674238767610043332008-07-16T04:36:00.000-07:002008-07-16T04:36:00.000-07:00Since all women, most children, some dogs, and a f...Since all women, most children, some dogs, and a few men draw better than that illustrator, there must have been some aesthetic-&-commercial theory at work. I mean, the publishers could have gone into the break room or out onto the sidewalk where the smokers are gathered or round the corner and down the alley where the winos are collapsed and the superheros are changing into their costumes, picked someone at random, and gotten way better drawings. And therefore they must have done it on purpose--chosen lousy drawings like that. What were they thinking? "Children will be drawn in by the thought that this is a book they might have illustrated"? "People will throw it against the wall in annoyance and ridicule, damaging it, and they'll have to buy another one"?<BR/><BR/>They must have been thinking <I>something</I>.Richard Epsteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00318302030070884970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-38109728311000812482008-07-15T08:28:00.000-07:002008-07-15T08:28:00.000-07:00The saddest part? That person draws better than I...The saddest part? That person draws better than I do. A lot better.Julie Carterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06878713173193835861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-21306469782404386232008-07-14T11:24:00.000-07:002008-07-14T11:24:00.000-07:00The Anne books might have given you bad dreams as ...The Anne books might have given you bad dreams as well, Rebecca, for entirely different reasons. I've had a few in my day. They basically consist of endless descriptions of sunsets endlessly recited by a girl with braids. <BR/><BR/>No, Laura, thank <I>you</I>!Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-85687934498383391392008-07-14T10:00:00.000-07:002008-07-14T10:00:00.000-07:001. the bulging ring finger2. the giantess came to ...1. the bulging ring finger<BR/>2. the giantess came to the right town with her animal foot<BR/>3. Diana got bad squeezed by her mother's vagina.<BR/><BR/>THANK YOU!Laura Gamachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08138808864733284833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-13071172618942842752008-07-14T08:45:00.000-07:002008-07-14T08:45:00.000-07:00This is what happens when you study art. Diana got...This is what happens when you study art. <I>Diana got bad squeezed by her mother's vagina</I> made me say HOLY CHRIST loudly at my glamorous job.<BR/><BR/>Lucky for me, I was reading <I>In Cold Blood</I> while everyone else was reading the AOGG books. I was precocious, but had bad dreams.Radish Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06534752971317927559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-44715192584778062212008-07-13T17:38:00.000-07:002008-07-13T17:38:00.000-07:00It's the best three dollars I ever spent, no conte...It's the best three dollars I ever spent, no contest. I tried to post all of the craziest ones, but there were seriously dozens and dozens competing for the honor. Instead of making ten illustrations that looked fine, the artist decided to make fifty that all looked insane.Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-34382468460521505852008-07-13T17:01:00.001-07:002008-07-13T17:01:00.001-07:00You've got this entire living room laughing on my ...You've got this entire living room laughing on my laptop, cats and all. Thanks for this.Brent Goodmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02641064070156977984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-88618894212969670632008-07-13T17:01:00.000-07:002008-07-13T17:01:00.000-07:00I thought the conch/human hybrid picture would be ...I thought the conch/human hybrid picture would be quite hard to beat, but the bulging ring finger one is <I>quite something</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-36672657787389631582008-07-13T16:15:00.000-07:002008-07-13T16:15:00.000-07:00OMG I am laughing so hard. Thanks for paying the $...OMG I am laughing so hard. Thanks for paying the $3 & sharing that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com