tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post4999759029340421870..comments2024-02-17T01:47:17.207-08:00Comments on Emperor of Ice-Cream Cakes: Poems Are Jokes: "The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!"Patricia Lockwoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-58663449161733232472009-06-12T09:06:14.872-07:002009-06-12T09:06:14.872-07:00Thanks for the heads-up, Barbara! I have been wack...Thanks for the heads-up, Barbara! I have been wack wack busy, so by the time I got around to reading the PFFA thread it had already been locked. Is everything Under Control, or is there something more I should do?Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-31485828519349082532009-06-08T19:17:11.341-07:002009-06-08T19:17:11.341-07:00I am sorry for contacting you like this - but you ...I am sorry for contacting you like this - but you have been plagiarized at Literary Mary. Their is a post at PFFA (Gripes) showing the poems of yours taken. Both Island of Glass and Museum were taken. Perhaps you could help us out the witch by commenting here on the plagiarism? <br /><br />cheers,<br />Barbara Jean who used to be toklas at PFFAEsme B J Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446475311509544684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-73793641032440714042009-06-03T06:45:56.767-07:002009-06-03T06:45:56.767-07:00That elevator comment was STELLAR! I give your co...That elevator comment was STELLAR! I give your coworker kudos for knowing that Einstein and Curie probably wouldn't make that cute of a couple....ButtonHolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14612426765349119382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-18612890928022139042009-06-02T17:53:11.697-07:002009-06-02T17:53:11.697-07:00I wrote that poem in 2002! Mahler wasn't actua...I wrote that poem in 2002! Mahler wasn't actually living <i>at the time</i>!<br /><br />OR WAS HEPatricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-64330226204322805572009-05-30T09:49:42.953-07:002009-05-30T09:49:42.953-07:00HA! Mahler shows up in at least one of your poems....HA! <I>Mahler</I> shows up in at least one of your poems. As a side show act, certainly, but Mahler was indeed a sideshow act. You, my bigbrain waitress, are a CAD!<br /><br />Rebecca<br />Calling a Cad a Cad for 12 centuriesRadish Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06534752971317927559noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-39081123329807766972009-05-29T17:18:54.734-07:002009-05-29T17:18:54.734-07:00Beware, me darlin' muse, Beware! If they believe t...Beware, me darlin' muse, Beware! If they believe that you think the things you think because you're stupid or crazy they will either ignore you or be nice to you out of pity. If they suspect that you believe these things because you've thought about them and actually believe them, you might end up like that conch-wielding brainiac in The Lord of the Flies. Act goofy and talk about going on Jerry Springer in order to get free marriage counseling. They'll like that.<br /><br />My verification word is "hoofte." It sounds like a cute little house...er, barnshoe for ponies.Admiral Farragutnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-86641733850274328062009-05-28T11:48:49.965-07:002009-05-28T11:48:49.965-07:00My favorite cabra poem had conjoined infantas! If...My favorite cabra poem had <I>conjoined</I> infantas! If they weren't real, don't ruin it for me.earlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-91731020758657064932009-05-28T09:50:11.446-07:002009-05-28T09:50:11.446-07:00Hurricanes of orgasmic harmony! My belief exactly....Hurricanes of orgasmic harmony! My belief <I>exactly</I>.<br /><br />Nonsense, RHE--what disguise could conceal your bulging brain? Not even a Richard Nixon mask could do it, or one of those sweet huge Darth Vader helmets.<br /><br />earl, my anonymous baby, if you had ever read my poems you would know that a living person has never made an appearance in them, ever. It is mostly made-up infantas and things!Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-85117092594140674822009-05-28T05:59:07.266-07:002009-05-28T05:59:07.266-07:00S'okay, cabra. These people will eventually end u...S'okay, cabra. These people will eventually end up in your poems. And I've read your poems. Unlovely, but that's how karma rolls.earlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-10077664464181221172009-05-28T04:55:42.388-07:002009-05-28T04:55:42.388-07:00I have been there, and, believe me, they will find...I have been there, and, believe me, they will find you out. Sooner or later, they will begin to suspect that you are an intelligent life form, and they will recoil, muttering things like, "Prolly, you talk <I>algebra</I>" and "Do you even know Rascal Flatts?"<br /><br />And by the way, interracial relationships cause Halle Berry, not hurricanes.Richard Epsteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00318302030070884970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-87337037337123914102009-05-27T14:55:23.034-07:002009-05-27T14:55:23.034-07:00interracial relationships do cause hurricanes ... ...interracial relationships do cause hurricanes ... hurricanes of orgasmic harmonyragamuffinnoreply@blogger.com