tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post4941233276794344818..comments2024-02-17T01:47:17.207-08:00Comments on Emperor of Ice-Cream Cakes: Poems Are Jokes: TOO BADPatricia Lockwoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-66503840807343876592009-01-08T15:30:00.000-08:002009-01-08T15:30:00.000-08:00WELL. Everyone has an opinion about Steven Seagal,...WELL. Everyone has an opinion about Steven Seagal, it seems. I thought I was breaking new ground by even <I>thinking</I> about him.Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-4403390713779182202009-01-05T15:27:00.000-08:002009-01-05T15:27:00.000-08:00Ah, Seagal, Seagal. The steely gaze, the furrowed ...Ah, Seagal, Seagal. The steely gaze, the furrowed brow, the cruel, carven mouth. The man is obviously concentrating fiercely on not injuring himself as he defecates a solid gold brick. How else do these movies keep getting financed? He is a man of many mysterious oriental disciplines. Fear him and his golden feces!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-56692941554515250122009-01-05T09:36:00.000-08:002009-01-05T09:36:00.000-08:00It's a remarkably adroit observation. Even SS's s...It's a remarkably adroit observation. Even SS's signature grimace suggests that he may have just performed a naked-eye colonoscopy on an otter. I don't think I can now look upon him any other way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-57696417787076909162009-01-05T05:12:00.000-08:002009-01-05T05:12:00.000-08:00Yes, Steven Seagal is worthy of much reflection, i...Yes, Steven Seagal is worthy of much reflection, including the ponytail and the sailor gait. I recommend "Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal" for starters. I have it in my downstairs bathroom, poised on top of the roll of TP, ready for the unwary.Whimsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06347696839380725468noreply@blogger.com