tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post116596445160428984..comments2024-02-17T01:47:17.207-08:00Comments on Emperor of Ice-Cream Cakes: Poems Are Jokes: I’m Late to This Party, but Fuck It: Rebut This, You Crumble-Toothed WhorePatricia Lockwoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-1166051592113436982006-12-13T15:13:00.000-08:002006-12-13T15:13:00.000-08:00I'm accepting entries through the end of the month...I'm accepting entries through the end of the month, and then I'll post them all here and ask an impartial party to judge--meaning, I'll probably hold my cat up to the screen and pick whatever submission she touches with her paw.Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-1166046604534358302006-12-13T13:50:00.000-08:002006-12-13T13:50:00.000-08:00I hope to participate -- the verses seem pregnant ...I hope to participate -- the verses seem pregnant with photoshop promise. I have, however, been distracted with trivial appointments and the detritus of modern life. Not to mention, as if you had not guessed, the showing of the original Star Wars trilogy on cable. I now plan to change my name to "Chewy" not because I am covered with hair but rather to illustrate that my sentimental heart is like a creamy caramel center. When does the contest climax?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-1166045250942835172006-12-13T13:27:00.000-08:002006-12-13T13:27:00.000-08:00For reals--although the Ultra Allure Pheromones so...For reals--although the Ultra Allure Pheromones sound fascinating. I've been meaning to add comments verification to stop the spam comments, but I am forgetful.<BR/><BR/>As for my tumescence, I'm pleased that you noticed. It doesn't get any more turgid than this--or rather, it does, but then I have to go to the hospital.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Will you be competing in the BRAINLESS DEVIL SWINE Tennyson contest?Patricia Lockwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05054871173880967520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-1166039426472112202006-12-13T11:50:00.000-08:002006-12-13T11:50:00.000-08:00Every year in the U.S.A. 300,000 fat people wish y...Every year in the U.S.A. 300,000 fat people wish you assholes would mind your own damned business. And if the day ever comes when I need my penis patched I'll take it to a tire center like the Lord intended.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34876486.post-1166029899805967842006-12-13T09:11:00.000-08:002006-12-13T09:11:00.000-08:00Your lack of status as America's Poet Laureate can...Your lack of status as America's Poet Laureate can only be due to our current President's lack of knowledge of what a "poet" or "laureate" is and/or does. Your stanzas blind with the brilliance of a tumescent, pubescent Jedi knight's plastic light saber. You are my sticky-bun hairdo'ed muse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com