Cremation Ark- An elegant choice
Our unique cremation ark provides
an elegant way for pallbearers to participate
in the procession of the cremated body
to the final resting place
Experience our contemporary
cremation Service
offering our Urn Ark
WE NEED TO FIND A NEW NAME FOR HIM IMMEDIATELY, HELP
Wait now that I'm thinking about it, why not just CREMATION ARK, the best two words that have ever been next to each other
That would be an elegant choice, yeah. (Sorry, no self-control.)
ReplyDeleteI prefer my commenters to have little to none of that virtue, Self-Control
ReplyDeleteI picked ELEGANT CHOICE on the basis that it sounded like a name for cat food that would go in a crystal dish, so to discover this is sadly disillusioning
The choice of any truly elegant cat in surely ROAST LAMB BONE. Although if it’s a cat food it needs to be IN JELLY or, alternatively, IN GRAVY. Like, you know, CREMATED BEEF IN JELLY. Or maybe ELEGANT PIG IN JELLY WITH GREEN PEAS.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite comment from you ever, Harry
ReplyDeleteCREMATED BEEF IN JELLY
Isn't Elegant Choice's real name an alias? I've shared hugs and high fives with that guy going back years and I still have no idea what his name is.
ReplyDeleteIt is a classic handed down from the sheep-loving Greeks, M-----l, it clutches a greasy fleece to it
ReplyDeleteI have some suggestions
ReplyDeleteOMG. This is brilliant. As I want to be carried around in a litter while being fanned by palm fronds, this is a perfect extension of my fabulous life.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, "just what I was looking for!"
DOESN'T IT SEEM LIKE A LUXURIOUS FUNERAL, BETH
ReplyDeleteHuh. Blogger seems to have randomly disappeared the previous comments in this thread -- I did not delete anyone! Sorry to the people who received this persecution