Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Anyone Else? No? Just Me?

A Conversation Had While Driving

Me: Something about suburbia that makes me want to fuck a dad

EC: Sexually I have a problem with you

Me: Why? I wanna fuck a Christian dad with milk for blood

EC: IT'S TRUE why is their blood made of milk

Me: I dunno but I wanna rip one in half and make him gurgle like Bishop


OH DO YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE


IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS
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6 comments:

  1. Whimsy2:40 PM

    Hey, that's the most celebrated female action hero in history! And we love her! And that's an android! Without children, needless to say! And 7 billion miles from suburbia! Anyway, it's good to see Garfield is gone.

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  2. Patricia Lockwood3:08 PM

    BUT HIS BLOOD IS MILK, WHIMSY

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  3. beth coyote8:07 PM

    But it might be toxic mercury or watered down Hostess cupcake filling. It might not be milk.

    There are alternatives, you know.

    ~Beth

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  4. Patricia Lockwood10:29 AM

    NOPE NOPE IT'S DEFINITELY MILK

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  5. Radish King8:21 PM

    I can't help it. I love you so much.
    love, love, love,
    Rebecca

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  6. Patricia Lockwood11:05 PM

    I feel nothing but Love for you ever, my genius

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