Blown-glass cockatoo statue,
shot through with the colors
of the Ocean
$16.99
WORTH EVERY PENNY
My face is huge, but not compared to the face
of the terra-cotta pig behind me
Can't see it? LOOK HARDER
Don't ask me what I'm doing. Don't ask me
what I'm wearing. Above all don't ask me
about my hair. DO ASK ME
HOW DRUNK I AM
WE WENT TO HOGWARTS
SO FULL OF FREAKS
We also went to Toon Lagoon,
which is decorated with giant art
of Krazy Kat, Little Nemo, Pogo,
and of course a spread-eagled
Cathy sitting on a chocolate
ice cream cone
WHY AM I PUTTING THIS
ON THE INTERNET
A drowned rat prostitute
(very low price)
is excited to get her picture taken
with a Popeye statue in America
You're so cute. Hey, were you drinking Mai-tai's out of that blown-glass thing?
ReplyDeleteJeff I am a little wretch
ReplyDeleteGOD I WISH I COULD DRINK OUT OF THAT COCKATOO
This is ... not an essay.
ReplyDeleteYou don't know what an essay is Vague Muscle you can't even hold a pen
ReplyDeletedon't know ... what ...
ReplyDeletepen
is
how drunk were you.?
ReplyDeleteYou put this on the internet BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SHAME.
ReplyDeleteLove,
The baby Jesus
PS When you act this way, you make me cry.
If more prostitutes looked like that, I'd be way into prostitutes. I'd put "prostitutes" as one of my interests on my facebook page.
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