Okay, I'm not trying to JUDGE anyone, but: we need to talk about what you people are searching for these days.
how does my mother look -- she looks really good
human vagina mutation -- I am a human vagina mutation, mine grew like this whole WOMAN around it
no bikini -- seems like an incredibly roundabout way to search "naked"
lizard vagina -- I wrote a poem about this, of course I did
throwin up cartoons -- the jauntiness charms me. Throwin up cartoons! Yeah! Who wouldn't want to see one?
harp girl, harp erotic, teen harp -- OH MY GOD. The hunger for harp photos grows, and somehow I am the only person on the internet working to feed it. Are all you dudes from Wales or what
anime wolf eating at bone -- I have no idea
pressing and sucking bare breasts -- yesss PRESS THEM, bare breasts simply love to be "pressed"
What about unicorns? Without unicorns, I feel like an amputated leg.
ReplyDeleteThat is the reasonable feeling to have, yes
ReplyDeletewv: calky
OK, Miss Innocent, but why come these searches lead to yr blog hmmm? How I found this blog inna first place, I googled "anime wolf pressing and sucking harp vagina."
ReplyDeleteI just put the words here, to tempt those looking to get sticky with 'em
ReplyDeleteYour keywords are so exotic and sexful.
ReplyDeleteKeyword phrases that got people to my blog include "cardamom mountains", "tube hotels", "moon formation", "funny proctology", and "stalin vs. martian".
As Dave Barry like to say, I'm not making this up.
WHOA we are worlds apart
ReplyDeleteTo get to mine is is stuff like: "fattest cat in the world."
ReplyDeleteWe might have some overlap, Valerie, though mine are more likely to be "fattest cat in the world, naked"
ReplyDeleteHaha. I got "diaper drop poems" yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI'm tempted to google that myself, to see what treasures it yields
ReplyDeleteThe saddest is when you get one for like "Bible clip-art" or "ice-cream poems" or "birthday jokes" or something that clearly the nicest grandmother is searching